Monday, 7 August 2017

No 13 - Caroline. The Discovery: The Rickmansworth Man .



Caroline 

The discovery; The Rickmansworth Man 

The more alert of my gentle readers might notice immediately this is NOT ‘The Rickmansworth Man’. I was about to head this story with a picture of King George the Second, the founder of Denham Hall, but in retrospect l thought a picture of his wife Caroline might be more appealing, if that makes any sense.

I am sure you are already aware Denham Hall is currently known as The Rickmansworth Young Ladies College. It was given its charter by King George the Second in the 18th century.

It might also be of interest to know that the records show that there are two things that attracted George to his wife. One was her ‘ample physique’. There was another attraction, but for the life of me I cannot think what it was.

Anyways it was this attribute I first wrote about that attracted, nay captivated, George though it appears this attraction was not reciprocated when George took mistresses.

As a point of interest, George the Second was the last English monarch to lead his troops in battle, although I am led to believe he did not really have his heart in it.

To bring you up to speed, Denham Hall is NOT an elementary school, a comprehensive school or a state school, secondary or a grammar school but a very exclusive private boarding college for genteel young English ladies whose parents are.....Well as Tamsin so succinctly put it “whose parents are not short of a quid” although for a person who has had a lot of money spent on her education I thought she would have worded this observation slightly differently.

I should point out at present Tamsin is my second best friend. Rhonda WAS my second best friend but she without thought blotted her copybook when she criticized my new hairstyle, but she is still on my Facebook friends list. Patience is the oldest of us and is still my best friend.

It was another beautiful summer day, not a cloud in the sky. It was Friday and we were looking forward to the weekend. Breakfast was over and I headed for the library where I found Tamsin.

Cheerily I said, “Hi Tamsin. Who are you writing the card to?”

She replied, “Grant, it’s his birthday”.

Teasing her I inquired “why don’t you write ‘Run postman run’ or ‘Horsey, horsey don’t you stop. Just let your feet go clippity clop’ or something like that on the back of the envelope”.

Irritated she replied “I hardly know him. I have only met him once”.

Lowering my voice and looking over her shoulder I paused and whispered confidentially “You know ‘Run postman run’ sounds more romantic and more intimate than ‘Happy Birthday Grant’, kissy-kissy. Don’t you think?” (Makes kissing sounds).

Irately she replied “Bridgette that’s not funny”.

I had better be careful or my ranking will drop from first to second place in Tamsin’s Facebook friends’ list. At least she is not vindictive like Rhonda who deliberately unfriended me from Facebook once without even a by your leave. The bell sounded and everyone scattered.

We were looking forward to Friday afternoon because the following day was the start of the weekend but today Miss Pringle had received permission from farmer Benton to allow the girls to paint the old Flaxton Mill ….for art classes that is.

The old mill that once stood alongside the Chess River has been left high and dry after the river was re-routed. For those of you that are not acquainted with Chenies or the town of Rickmansworth for that matter, the Chess River lay not far behind the Red Lion Pub close to the Roman ruins.

To give you a roll call there was Tamsin, of course, Phaedra, Candice, Rhonda, Dakota, Elspeth, and Rebecca Tate. I was about to say ‘so was I’. We were all from Boadicea Dormitory. Unfortunately, the two Brecknockshire girls Blodwyn and Myfanwy were suffering from colds.
Oh yes, a new girl started the other day, Charlotte. I immediately put her on my friend's list but it goes without saying she is not all that high in the rankings just yet. Incidentally, we once had a racing pigeon named Charlotte. It never won any races.

After arriving at Farmer Benton’s field we arranged ourselves in pairs and prepared to get our easels and chairs from the school bus. I was paired with Tamsin which I thought might be a bad omen. Tamsin asked Briggs if he had brought any lemonade with him. Briggs had learned early to ignore Tamsin. I sometimes wondered if she has worms.

Artistic interpretations of the old mill were being painted on the girls’ easels in some really breathtaking, exotic colors.

Tamsin’s painting looked Primitif in every sense of the word. Some of the mixtures of her colours had never been seen in public before. They probably did not even have names.

The good news reached Tamsin at about midday when she heard that Briggs was erecting a fold-out table for lunch. The canteen had supplied packed sandwiches and lemonade as well as a flask of tea for Miss Pringle. The conversation over lunch was how we were spending the weekend. Some of the girls managed to go home for the weekend. Others played tennis or went to the movies at Watersmeet Cinema.

I would not be going home to Inveraray as my parents had been invited for the weekend to Ruthin Castle to stay with Colonel Carter-Brown.

After lunch Miss Pringle allowed us to wander around the Old Mill. To put you in the picture there were a number of legends about this old mill, although actually how many of them were true was another matter. It was built originally as a fortification and once sat by the river but later was converted into a water mill. In 1745 George’s troops suppressed the last Jacobite uprising led by Prince Charles Edward Stuart. It was said Prince Charles disappeared and he was thought to have escaped overseas.

I and Tamsin headed for the mill entrance and started to climb the stairs hoping to get a commanding view of the countryside from the second-floor window. The surroundings were idyllic. From way up high gazing out of the window, we observed the girls lying in the grass, reading or generally playing. All the internal mill structure had been removed and left as just a shell. On a number of occasions, a ghost was said to have been sighted around the fort and was given the name the ‘Rickmansworth Man’.

We left the mill but paused to look at the decaying water wheel. It was then that Tamsin cried out “Ooer Bridgette, I think there is something that looks like a skeleton under the water wheel”.

I answered “Is it an animal?”

“ER YUK, no it’s a real person I’m sure. Come and have a look”.

It was a human skeleton and partly covered in what appeared to be rags.

“Could it be a murder do you think? We had better tell Miss Pringle. She will have to get the police”.

We told Miss Pringle who took a closer look and immediately rang the police on her mobile phone and told us not to tell the other girls and to move away. Meanwhile Miss Pringle told the girls to pack up their easels and prepare to board the bus. When the police arrived Miss Pringle was advised to leave it in their hands.

It was a few weeks later at morning assembly Miss Sefton the headmistress told the students she had heard from the police and been informed the skeleton found at Flaxton Mill was indeed the skeleton of Prince Charles Edward Stuart. There had been DNA tests made, but most importantly, there was a gold ring found on the skeleton's finger that was engraved with the Prince Stuart’s family crest.

It was the legendary ‘Rickmansworth Man’. The prince did not flee to France but died in mysterious circumstances at the Flaxton Mill.

The Watford Observer had a field day. It also made the national news but Miss Sefton would not allow the reporters to interview the students, Bridgette Campbell and Tamsin Lacey.

She added the college was getting quite a reputation and, without mentioning names, first the Rickmansworth Chalice was found at the old roman ruins then the Rickmansworth Codex, the official Roman document of the establishment of the town of Rickmansworth was found at Raven Castle, and now the discovery at Flaxton Mill of the remains of Prince Edward Stuart or the legendary ‘Rickmansworth Man’.

Names or no names, nevertheless Bridgette Campbell and Tamsin Lacey’s names will most certainly be documented in the annals of the history of Denham Hall.

No 12 - Rickmansworth Rhapsody



They wanted to be featured
                                                                             
Rickmansworth Rhapsody 

Summer was a magical time at Rickmansworth Young Ladies College, formally known as Denham Hall; a very exclusive college of learning for genteel young ladies, a college for the daughters of Olde Albion from established families of substance whose parents were the Captains of Industry, Ambassadors, Political figures and leaders of men. Many life-long friendships were forged among the boarders at Denham Hall.

By 10pm in the middle of summer, the sun was still shining brightly, filtering under the curtains and reflecting off the dormitory ceiling making it difficult to get to sleep. I am not sure what triggered the conversation but the thrust of the discussion, as I remember, was ‘When I leave college I want to be…’

I was not surprised Tamsin took the lead. I would have been surprised if she hadn’t.

She opened with “When I leave college I want to be a Container Ship’s Captain”.

This was followed by suppressed audible groans from the other boarders.

I put the question to Candice.

She answered “I want to be a film star”.

Tamsin broke in “You cannot just WANT to be a film star Candice; just like Rhonda cannot just WANT to be clever”.

Rhonda raised her voice and replied irately “There is no need to be personal Tamsin”.

There was a pause. “What about you Bridgette?” asked Patience.

I said “I would like to be a neuro surgeon”.

Tamsin broke in again. “That’s going to take a bit of practice Bridgette” followed by a giggle.

This was going to be interesting. It was Rhonda’s turn.

“Rhonda?”

“When I leave school I want to be a teacher”. It was not met with a groan but rather more like someone sicking up from the direction of Tamsin’s bed.

It was Patience’s turn. She was the oldest of us. She responded “I would like to be the duty dormitory monitor like Nurse Mayo and throttle the life out of Tamsin”.

Tamsin retorted authoritatively. “That is not a profession Patience”.

Phaedra, Elspeth, and Jasmine refused to be drawn into the conversation.

That was where the discussion ended.

Another beautiful morning greeted the Denham Hall girls; the days were an endless summer. The smell of freshly mown lawns was carried high on the zephyrs of a gentle breeze, as did the heavy scent of rhododendrons which filtered through the open windows. It was the beginning of the weekend. In the huge dining room, Miss Pringle watched over the girls at breakfast time like a circling sparrowhawk. What will this new day bring?

Well, it brought Mr Crisis out of the science room for a start. It would take too long to explain, but Mr Crisis appeared one day
and was offered the position of science teacher by Miss Sefton due to the retirement of Miss Cribb.

The story goes - it was eventually discovered that Mr Crisis came from the Constellation of Epsilon Boőtis which is about 36 light-years from earth, so you see it is quite close. He was from the planet Tau Boötis which is one of the planets orbiting Epsilon and he said he was on a sabbatical. Tau Boötis yes, maybe, but I do not believe the bit about him being on a sabbatical. That stretches the imagination in anyone’s book.

Tamsin wanted to go to the shopping center to buy mother a small gift in return for the hospitality of staying for the coming
weekend. I pointed out to Tamsin she was not obliged to buy my mother anything as she is my second best friend; ………..that’s Tamsin not mother.

Stung, she inquired “What do you mean second best friend? Who is your best friend then?”

Exasperated I said “Patience is. Look Tamsin, it doesn’t matter, very best friend or second-best friend. It really doesn’t matter”.

She looked quite hurt.

We had a couple of hours spare before we were to leave for Scotland so we took a bus to the shopping center. I wanted to go with her in case she bought mother a packet of three triple-A batteries, a packet of cigarettes or even a meter for testing printed circuit boards or something just as silly.

While Tamsin went into the jewellers I sat on a seat in the main concourse next to the food emporium. The shopping center seemed to float on a sea of marble, with the dimensions of a cathedral, surrounded by huge windows like a mammoth conservatory or was it a goldfish bowl.

As I sat there a lady leading a large furry dog on a long leash passed my field of view. I held my breath for a heart-stopping moment as it paused momentarily to sniff the leg of an elderly lady shopper with a walking frame before it and its owner disappeared into the food hall. I had never seen a dog being taken for walkies in shopping centers before, not even a guide dog and certainly not sniffing around a food hall. I was still pondering this when Tamsin arrived.

I asked, “What did you buy my mother?”

She replied, “A brooch. What do you think Bridgette?”

“That’s lovely Tamsin. She will like that. Guess what I just saw?”

“An airplane landing?”

“Be serious Tamsin just for a moment. No, I just saw a lady walking a dog on a long leash in the food hall”.

Tamsin said “well it would have to be a blind dog”.

“You mean a dog for the blind”.

“Yes. That’s what I meant”.

I explained “But SHE was leading the dog. Dogs are not allowed in shopping centers”.

There was a long pause while Tamsin reflected on this anomaly or, better still, while her thought patterns booted up. She countered with “Well that’s what I said. It proves my point. It means the dog WAS blind. That was why SHE was leading the dog”.

I said, “But if the dog was blind why would she bother to bring it to the shopping center? It cannot see anything. Why not leave it at home?”

Again Tamsin thought about this briefly then said: “Well if she left it at home while she was doing the shopping the dog would keep bumping into stuff in the house all afternoon. That’s cruel”. It was a conversation best left alone.

This weekend father had hired an executive jet to fly Mr Crisis, Tamsin, Elspeth MacDonald and myself to Oban Airport where we were met by Beecham, the family retainer and chauffeur who drove us to Inveraray Castle. Both father and mother greeted us at the main gate.

Even at our earlier meeting, father was very impressed with Mr Crisis. He had previously told father he can move effortlessly between star systems as pure cosmic consciousness, not hindered by the constraints of space, time and distance and can take on the form of the species he comes into contact with.

Delilah, my mother, turned to Tamsin and said: “Tamsin my dear, Bridgette tells me you want to be a container ship’s captain when you leave school. Is that right?”

“Well, yes and no” replied Tamsin. “You see that was yesterday. I have now decided I want to be a vet”.

I covered my mouth to stifle my giggling.

Tamsin haughtily replied “there’s no need to be sarcastic Bridgette”.

Father looked at me, closed his eyes and shook his head.

It was to be an evening of Scottish dancing that had been arranged with a band in the saloon. When I told Tamsin about the live band that had been hired, she pointed it would certainly be a great improvement over a dead one.

Many of our friends were expected, including the Mackenzie’s and the Atholls. Tamsin and Elspeth had both brought their dress tartans for the event. I assumed father would find something for Mr Crisis to wear. There would be no need for him to go shopping at TartansЯus in the high street.

I warned Tamsin that tonight there was no way she was going to pull that same trick twice of stealing other girls’ partners who she preferred to hers by skilfully exchanging her own partner during a tricky maneuver during an eightsome reel. It was like a three-card trick with her, but I was wise up to her and I warned Elspeth about her too. I advised her to watch Tamsin like a hawk during these formation dances. Elspeth said “I am not that thilly. I know what Tamthin geth up to”.

The guests began to arrive and were shown into the state dining room. As the drinks were being served the noise level increased, aided by the children separated from their parents. The venue for the dance was in the saloon. Much of the furniture had been removed to allow the dancers more room. Here friends met and long-separated friends were reunited.

I must say, Mr Crisis looked splendid in the Campbell Tartan. The stories he will be able to tell his friends on his return to Tau Boőtis do not bear thinking about.

The band commenced with the eightsome reel the ‘Marquis of Tullamarine’. Tamsin should have been happy with her partner. Elspeth said he looked, as she put it, ‘quite hot’. I thought for a moment my partner for the night might be Elspeth before Beecham’s son Raymond asked me to dance. We danced reels, waltzes and quicksteps. I don’t mean with Raymond ALL night but with different partners. Just thought I would get that straightened out.

There was a break of about a half-hour when the second part of the evening started. That’s when Reginald……., er someone or other, asked me to dance. I wanted the evening to go on forever but a tormented vision of blind dogs in shopping centers kept interfering with my train
of thought.

No 11 - Rickmansworth Jottings

 

  Rickmansworth Jottings.  

We had arranged to meet for breakfast in the Côte d'Azur café in Watford high street next to the garage. Pastor Dickie and his wife Mildred ordered the early bird special, beans on toast. I plumped for treacle on toast and Tamsin’s parents Mr and Mrs Lacey, who were visiting the college over the weekend, ordered the chef’s special. They took a courageous chance on this one as no-one was really sure what the chef’s special was.

Tamsin ordered the Carte De Jour, not too well done with béarnaise sauce, asparagus and a bowl of chips. I blushed crimson; if Miss Pringle our French teacher was present she would have had palpitations or convulsions and wondered what was the purpose of teaching school children French for years.

Tamsin does have her moments of pure genius however, proved by her brave but brief foray into the beauty industry. It was an internet adventure where she hoped to rival the ‘House of Yves Saint Éclair’ in Paris. Her discovery was a beauty product for the removal of unsightly ladies’ moustaches and private hair. Most importantly, what set it apart from the propriety brands was the user could actually harvest the base material needed for the hair removal themselves…tree sap.

We agonized for days over a brand name. I suggested ‘Airs and Graces’. My best friend Patience suggested ‘Air on a G String’. Finally, it was Tamsin who came up with a corker, ‘Brazilian Scream’. She reasoned this was the interpretation of the sound she expected to hear from the user as one ripped off the sap-impregnated elastoplast from the offending hair. We all concurred.

Even though we copyrighted the product, sadly the idea never found real favor with the general public.

Tamsin was keen to cement her mark in Rickmansworth and perhaps encourage the Rickmansworth Council to affix a blue commemorative plaque on a wall in the high street. We decided to move one step at a time on this one.

Our first opportunity came when the Red Lion Pub held a ‘Rickmansworth has Talent’ show. We decided even without a musical agent we could have a good chance of taking this one out. A name for our act was going to be a big problem. We eventually plumped for The Irish Rovers; plural you will note.

I was to play the washboard and sing. Tamsin played the tin whistle. We were to give a special rendering of ‘Whisky in the Jar’. I warned the organizer our version ran for 25 minutes but if they preferred a longer version we could accommodate them with like a special de luxe concert version that ran for 1¼ hours. In that one I have a washboard break of about 20 minutes.

He said as he had a dozen or so contestants lined up they would have to go with the shortened version.

I thought it was going very well. It was only after about 15 minutes when the pub was almost empty the grumpy organizer walked up to the stage and ordered us to leave. When I asked why, his excuse was the patrons were fed up waiting for the ‘Daddy Oh’. Well, that was their loss and Rickmansworth’s potential musical reputation down the drain.

While I have your attention I must recount one of father’s many anecdotes. He had previously related this story to Colonel and Lady Rowena Carter-Brown over a glass of port at one of our regular bridge parties; a story about a warship that was hit by a torpedo in the North Atlantic.

As the ship was about to keel over into the icy waters the ships, the pastor gathered everyone on deck and invited them to join him in the well-known hymn ‘Abide with Me’.

A small voice was heard to call out from the back of the assembled men. ‘What key are we in Jack?’ Personally I think it is an anecdote told in bad taste, and I did not hesitate to tell mother so.

I’m not sure if you are interested, but Colonel Carter-Brown’s wife, Lady Rowena, kept her title of Lady when she divorced her first husband, Sir Radcliffe-White.

I must tell you about my friend Graham. I hastily add he is NOT my boyfriend. I met him at a first aid refresher course. He partnered me in the resuscitation techniques.

I told mother about Graham attempting to kiss me on the……. erm escalator at the shopping centre. I told her I suspect Graham is experiencing his first sexual awakening. Mother said, “Bridgette dear of course he is. He a 16 year old male for heaven’s sake”. 

She also warned me not to continue to frolic with males of the opposite species on escalators in shopping centers.
 
 I did not realize mother had a sense of humour. I know father does because he married her.

It was mother that first accused me of being gullible and I believed her. Father must also think I am gullible. He recounted another one of his ‘untold stories’ concerning the Titanic that he said most people are totally unaware of. He said when it was sinking and only a few passengers and crew remained on deck the captain ordered the orchestra to lead the survivors in the hymn ‘Eternal Father Strong to Save’...…or something like that.

At the end of the singing, they were to observe one minutes silence in memory of those still struggling in the water after which the orchestra would then segue straight into the charleston, followed by musical chairs then the hokey pokey. Drinks would be served; fancy dress was optional. I asked mother how long had father indulged in bad taste.

Graham has just rung up and asked mother if I am free this evening. Mother exploded “free, FREE GRAHAM? She is not THAT cheap”.

I pointed out an advert to mother. ‘WITCHCRAFT LESSONS’. To galvanize her interest I pointed out there were discounts for seniors.

She said I can forget my birthday present. It is not going to happen. I think I will turn her into a frog.

Later I asked her to rethink her decision. I pointed out to her it was a simple mistake. The advert read ‘STITCHCRAFT LESSONS’.

I am afraid to sleep now because I might leave my earthly body and find myself on the outer edge of one of the universes as a bolt of pure energy …..and for all his faults I was beginning to like Graham.

No 10 - Rich Diversity of Denham Hall Young Ladies College



 

Rickmansworth Young Ladies College

The Rich Diversity of Denham Hall

Denham Hall is an old established place of learning built in the Gothic style in the 17th century receiving its Charter from King George, the something or other. I hasten to say not the mad one. With a recent name change to Rickmansworth Young ladies College it is a very exclusive boarding college for genteel young ladies from well-to-do established Christian families whose allegiance is to the Crown, the country, its flag, traditions, culture, Queen and Empire…… when we used to have an empire that is.

That brief witticism had been added to the college notice board with a black felt marker pen and was suspected of being attributed to a Miss Tamsin Lacey, but after an exhaustive investigative cross-examination in Miss Sefton’s office, the accusation was not upheld due solely to there being no witnesses.

It is known country-wide for its high academic achievements. So to be told by a visiting government education person that the school lacked diversity, to Miss Sefton that was like waving a red flag at a bull.

Tamsin told us she overheard Miss Sefton, the headmistress, who appeared visibly upset, telling Miss Pringle that a visiting government education person had pointed out that the school, despite its high academic achievements, appeared to be ‘struggling with diversity’.

She had never seen Miss Sefton so furious in her life. Raising her voice she angrily shouted to this government education woman “Struggling with Diversity? STRUGGLING WITH DIVERSITY? Good heavens woman, we have girls here from most of the counties of the United Kingdom.”

We have Bridgette Campbell whose family can be traced back to William the Conqueror, Elspeth MacDonald who can trace her family’s descent from the Norse-Gaelic Clan MacDonald of the 13th century. Tamsin Lacey, daughter of a Northern Ireland Minister. There is Candice and Phaedra from Northumberland and Bedfordshire respectively.

Then there is Sarah and Grace, Lady and Lord Simon De Rochefort’s twins from Buckinghamshire, Rhonda whose parents are land owners from Gloucestershire, Blodwyn and Myfanwy, two Welsh girls from Brecknockshire, and Rebecca Tate from Caernarvonshire whose father, Sir Roland Tate, is the British ambassador to the Wallis and Fortuna Island.

“DIVERSITY” repeated Miss Sefton under her breath. “For heaven’s sake, what the hell is this silly government person talking about?”

Tamsin said she was absolutely astounded by Miss Sefton’s language. She said she had never heard Miss Sefton use words like ‘hell’ before. I can assure our gentle readers Miss Sefton told this government person a thing or two in no uncertain terms and sent her packing with a flea in her ear.

But not before she pointed out that this year the school had already received applications for new enrolments for the new year which included one girl from the Island of Skye, one from Eire and sisters from the Isle of Man and, believe it or not, even one girl from the Isle of Wight.

“Just how diverse does this government woman want the college to be, for heavens sake?”

“Here we have students from all social backgrounds. Here I would like to refer to Dakota Pugsly whose father made his fortune out of scrap lead and despite this social diversity not once since the college was first given its charter by King George the second in the 17th century has there been any police on duty around the classrooms or playgrounds, no knifings being recorded by mobile phones, the use of drugs, beatings or bare-knuckle fights in my playgrounds among my girls on my watch. Thank you very much” adding “you can rest assured THAT is the way it is. THAT is the way it will remain, THAT is the end of the matter”. So it was.

That sounded pretty final to us girls too. Miss Sefton pointed out ‘Diversity’ had been a rigid cornerstone of the college principles for over 400 years as shown by the above examples. The travelling government education woman realized she was going nowhere with the debate with her bizarre interpretation of diversity, so decided to take the conversation in another direction.

She pointed out the violation of the Education Department’s view of blatant sexual discrimination after noting the flagrant use of gender-specific names on the toilet doors which could cause anxiety, distress, and hardship to those girls that might have a history of suffering from gender dysphoria or gender identity disorder, or even those that might be transitioning, but more alarmingly could contravene their Human Rights.

Miss Sefton assured her there was no history of ‘that sort of thing’ at Denham Hall, thank you very much.

The government education lady, after being taken well out of earshot of the girls, was reminded by Miss Pringle that whatever the government views were on modern-day biology or personal relationships, in this college, Denham Hall, they did NOT encourage discussion on unusual sexual exploits or stories about ‘Bill and Ben’, or ‘Sailor Jack’s personal relationship with the lighthouse keeper’ which was the Government Education Departments suggested as reading for 8 year olds in the Sex Education Syllabus.

Miss Pringle said stories about Bill and Ben were all very well in their place but it is important for the girls to learn Great Britain’s history and its place in the world, and also understand the reasons for the fall of Rome and its frightening similarity to that of Great Britain’s loss of empire and prestige, its reduced status in the world and its subsequent loss of sovereignty, but most importantly to understand the reason for its loss of direction and its slow descent into a festering quagmire of a disgusting morass of immorality.

She said she preferred her girls to read the classics rather than to discuss the unusual nocturnal comings and goings that Bill and his chum Ben might get up to.

Even Miss Frenzi, the sports teacher, bought into this discussion by saying that the NEW AGE teaching which dictates that no-one loses but everyone wins a prize is self-defeating. It would mean Rebecca Tate did not win the 100 yards breastroke event last year in the swimming carnival against the Government School Pixie Hill Camp but shared it with the other seven contestants, and likewise with ‘pass the parcel’ everyone wins a prize. It is silliness to the extreme.

She said regardless of a governments decree that backstroke is banned in all swimming pools, it will be ignored in the college pool as the likelihood of another swimmer being killed or maimed was minimal.

It did not end there I’m afraid. The news spread like wildfire that Miss Franklin, the music teacher or Lu Lu, on being told about the children’s story of this ‘personal relationship’ between the lighthouse keeper and another gentleman named Sailor Jack was allowed to go home after going quite pale and complaining of feeling a little queasy, and the same with Nurse Mayo who after experiencing the tremor’s was allowed to lie down in the school’s infirmary.

Phaedra, who appeared quite flushed after overhearing Miss Pringle's tirade on her views of the government’s suggested reading for 8 year olds said she did not want to experience another day like that one.

Miss Sefton told Miss Pringle, she was convinced Denham Hall was ‘an island of sanity in a sea of madness’. Tamsin went one better. She said Denham Hall was ‘an island of serenity in a sea of silliness’.

Now everyone is making up these comparisons like it’s a competition. Do you want to hear mine?

No 9 - Rickmansworth Young Ladies College Concert and Dance


 Tamsin Lacy at Full Stretch

Rickmansworth Young Ladies College Concert and Dance

It was the end of year concert and dance at Denham Hall or the Rickmansworth Young Ladies College as it is known today, an Anglican college. You might inquire about being a girl’s college from where did we field the boys from for this occasion. Good question. They were boys invited from the opposition, the sixth form of the St. Joan of Arc Catholic School. No sneakers, no hats on back to front and no visible tattoos, but suits, combed hair and smelling nice were the order of the day.

The venue was the Concert Hall at Denham Hall, a place of learning for genteel young English ladies from well to do Christian families. It was not to be a night of dirty dancing with the participant’s smelling like badgers, gyrating up and down like demented racoons at the local mobile disco in the pub in the High Street, Rickmansworth.

No. Tonight was to be a night to be remembered with the chance of creating new friendships, maybe romance; a night of waltzes, fox trots and quick steps culminating with highland dancing.

There was a short welcoming speech by our headmistress, Miss Sefton, followed by a brief reply by the headmistress of the St. Joan of Arc Catholic School….. I have forgotten her name.

The show commenced with Candice Robertson performing her card tricks; inviting volunteers from the audience to ‘pick a card’. Sporting a mustache made with a felt pen liberally applied by the make-up artist, Miss Franklin our Music teacher or Lu Lu as she was affectionately known, wearing a Fez and her brother’s suit, proceeded with her act. Just to set the record straight, it was NOT Miss Franklin that was wearing a Fez and her brother’s suit doing card tricks but Candice. All in all it was a professional performance, well more or less.

This was followed by Elspeth MacDonald playing the bagpipes which apart from the odd squeak “which had every mouse in the vicinity on edge”, not my words but Rhonda’s, was also a very admirable performance.

I had grave doubts about Sarah though. She should not have been allowed in the show as she had only been introduced to the indian clubs a week earlier. She was far too confident. I was not disappointed. The less said about her performance the better. Her act reminded me of the sound of skittles being knocked down in a bowling alley.

This was the part I was dreading. It was the turn of Tamsin, gymnast extraordinaire. I was about to say Tamsin cut a fine figure with a slim body, much like that of a stick insect, but on second thoughts and without being catty I thought she had put on a bit of weight.

Tamsin had alerted us prior to the show she was ‘going for the Big Four’. I suppose I have to explain what the ‘Big Four’ was. Tamsin was well aware the stage was just about the required width to finish her act with a flourish after performing a triple reverse somersault. The ‘Big Four’ was an attempt at 4 consecutive reverse somersaults, not a triple. What was worrying was this had never been attempted before, well not by Tamsin…..or anyone else for that matter.

This was typical of Tamsin. She had not thought this one through or rehearsed it. I suspect it was the rapturous applause she was expecting to receive after completing her performance, coming to a perfect standstill, no teetering and throwing her arms in the air that was the drug that had her fired up. I saw it rather differently as a blurred vision of Tamsin being catapulted off upstage left like a jet leaving an aircraft carrier.

To this point it was a perfect performance. I was so pleased for Tamsin but it was the moment of truth. It was the vision I wrote about earlier of seeing Tamsin, upside down caught in a freeze-frame as a blurred flash of crimson of her leotards, pausing before exiting stage left halfway to completing the fourth somersault. The triple reverse somersault completed she had run out of stage for the fourth and final reverse somersault. It was only the pianist sitting off-stage that broke Tamsin’s fall and prevented any serious injury……...to Tamsin that is.

Fortunately Nurse Mayo, the duty nurse, had a first aid kit handy with tweezers and everything with a box of elastoplast, bandages and some purple stuff in a bottle to repair Tamsin’s minor flesh wound. Also elastoplast for the pianist’s facial abrasions. Tamsin gave herself quite fright; I thought she was going to sick-up all over Nurse Mayo.

I feel the less said about Tamsin’s gymnastic presentation the better. No, to be fair perhaps her performance rated seven out of ten. The evening’s entertainment of the school's talent finished with a rendition of the Hallelujah Chorus by the school choir.

It was the yearly dance that followed that was the main event of the evening. Wearing a bandage on her arm Tamsin, who was wearing a spare clan tartan of mine, was paired up in the gay gordons with gormless looking Pat O'Reilly; serves her right. However it was a clever out of formation maneuver during the eightsome reel that she was able to skilfully exchange him for another girl’s partner. I never ceased to be amazed at Tamsin’s tenacity.

Phaedra was paired with a hot looking boy named Trent…. er something or other, and in the military two-step I was corralled by the only height-challenged student from St Joan of Arc Catholic School before I could grab hold of Grant. Life is so unfair. Personally I am really not all that fussed about these end-of-year dances.

It was lovely to see Miss Pringle dancing with Mr Crisis, the science teacher, during the ceilidh. What did intrigue me was why Mr Crisis was wearing a Scottish tartan when he was presently on sabbatical leave from his home planet in the Proximus Centauri system. I certainly did not recognize his clan colors. He must have hired them from TartansЯus in the high street.

Before I leave if anybody would like a photo of Tamsin at full stretch taken during her performance I am sure there are some copies still available in the front office, somewhere.

No 8 - The Rickmansworth Chalice

                                                                                                                        
      The Rickmansworth Chalice 


Mr Crisis our science teacher explained myths and mystics still flourish on this planet. They were germinated in earlier times of yore and spawned in the quagmires of superstition and fear and are still being kept alive today by ignorance and, yes, superstition. I am from intelligence that can exist as pure cosmic energy, a singular consciousness, a one-ness, or if I wish I can be of substance.

Bridgette, you and Tamsin, and your people are not even on the first rung of the ladder of evolution. Myths and mystics, thieves and scoundrels still guide you and you still listen to them.

I was explaining to Mr Crisis the legend of the mythical Rickmansworth Chalice. The legend had been documented in the history books down through the ages. It was said the gold and jewel-encrusted chalice was used at the marriage of Prince Rolf and his consort Princess Elspeth at Rickmansworth Castle in times when knights and the people pledged their total allegiance to their king.

In those days superstition was rife and it was believed the chalice held magical properties which promised two options; eternal existence or alternatively, on death, to sit at the right hand of God. Mr Crisis added, by all means believe in the golden chalice but not in its magic.

Father had invited Mr Crisis to our home at Inveraray Castle in Scotland. Tamsin currently my second best friend was also staying for the weekend. Mr Crisis was very keen to meet father.

It was the start of the summer break when we arrived at Inveraray. I took Mr Crisis straight to the library to meet my parents.

Lord Campbell extending his hand said “Good afternoon Mr Crisis. I have heard a lot about you from Bridgette. I would like you to meet my wife Lady Campbell, Delilah”. Mr Crisis bowed slightly offering Lady Campbell his hand.

Lord Campbell with a smile continued “my daughter tells me you ‘knocked up a device’, her words I stress, in the science lab and accidentally took yourself and a student named Rhonda off to Proximus Centauri or was it Epsilon Bootis? Either way, I thought this is a man I really must meet. I know my daughter has quite a fertile imagination so I will not bother you with closer questioning”.

“I agree Lord Campbell, but dreamers and humans with fertile imaginations have led to some incredible discoveries and innovations in the past and if we were to touch on the discoveries of these dreamers we can be here all day…and all night”.

Lord Campbell said “Mr Crisis, my ancestors were not dreamers but defenders. It was an ancestor of mine that led an army that fought for Robert the Bruce during the Wars of Scottish Independence against the English, and it was at the battle of Bannockburn in 1314 that he was wounded. The wound was not life-threatening but he was unable to carry a sword or a lance. Robert the Bruce bestowed large areas of land taken from the Lords of Lorne and conferred considerable wealth on him. It was later in the 18th century that Inveraray Castle was built”.

“It is a most magnificent home you have Lord Campbell”.

“Thank you Mr Crisis but I think we can dispense with the formalities don’t you? You may call me David”.

“Alright, David you can call me Mr Crisis. I will be honest with you, Crisis is not my real name as where I come from we do not have two names. One is quite sufficient and there is no equivalent of a Christian’ name”.

Lord Campbell chose to ignore Mr Crisis’s comment and said: “Right Bridgette, you and Tamsin can take Mr Crisis to the front entrance to meet the tour bus and join the 2pm castle tour”.

It was a beautiful balmy sunny day as we walked to the main gate. Passing one of the groomsmen I inquired of Mr Crisis did he ride?

Mr Crisis replied, “Ride what?”

There was no need to answer that question as Tamsin called out that the tour bus had just arrived. The bus disgorged its travellers, many from the Asian Continent. Mr Crisis, Tamsin and I followed the lady with the flag leading the group of tourists. Thus began Mr Crisis tour of Inveraray Castle. After a coffee break in the castle shop, we showed Mr Crisis the stables.

Mr Crisis and father really enjoyed their talk over drinks in the study. If Mr Crisis said it was so, it was so. Father realized early on Mr Crisis was not of this planet.

After two weeks in Scotland we returned to college and the following day Mr Crisis drove Tamsin and me to the Roman Ruins at Chenies. We parked the car at the Red Lion pub and walked across to the ruins.

Whilst Mr Crisis studied the legend on the green board of the layout of the Roman fort, I told Mr Crisis about the mysterious plate which was recently unearthed here inscribed with ancient Chinese symbols suspected of being from the 14 century Ming Dynasty, but after being sent to the Tate Gallery people in London, was found to be one of about 15 million or so plates manufactured in Shenzhen, China for the European market and heavily advertised on eBay as a baking dish.

Mr Crisis said, “Girls let me wander about the ruins for a while. You two look for bird’s nests or something”.

We did not find any birds nests or ‘something’ and I suspect Mr Crisis just wanted to get rid of us while he wandered alone around the site. A quarter of an hour later he called us over. He pointed out “there are three large trees on the far side of the ruins. I suggest you take a close look at the base of the middle tree”. Mr Crisis sat on a low wall of the ruins and Tamsin and I headed for the tree.

There was a hole that looked like a rabbit hole at the base of the tree and after looking around for a stick suitable for foraging, Tamsin started poking and prodding at the dead vegetation around the hole. It was such heavy going. We had to remove some of the dead leaves and dirt by hand.

Tamsin had her arm completely in the hole when she excitedly shouted “There is something here. I can feel it”. I warned her to be careful that it was not something that might bite her. She pulled her arm out of the hole holding a bundle that looked like potato sacking.

“Well, open it up” ordered Mr Crisis. We lay the bundle on the ground and slowly opened up the rough sacking. Tamsin screamed out “I think it’s the gold chalice”. It took a moment to realize what we had found. “It is! It is! It is the Rickmansworth Chalice. I am sure it is. Mr Crisis, what do you think?”

“Yes. Tamsin I have no doubt it is the lost Rickmansworth Gold Chalice. Maybe it was meant to be found one day. Who knows?”

It did not really surprise us when he told us where to search; Mr Crisis, his credentials such as they were. He talks of a singular consciousness, of pure energy and other dimensions in the same way I and Tamsin might discuss at length about who un-friended us on Facebook and why.

The discovery of the Rickmansworth Chalice was going to be the lead story on the national news.

The breathy news reporter on cue speaking to the camera said “On this site this afternoon a discovery as important to our countries history and particularly to the town of Rickmansworth as the Dead Sea Scrolls were to the Holy Land was found hidden beneath an oak tree at the site of the Roman Ruins at Sparrows’ Nest behind the Red Lion Pub at Chenies.

It will go down in history that the discovery was made by two students from the Rickmansworth Young Ladies College, Tamsin Lacey and Bridgette Campbell. Legend has it King Rolf and Princess Elspeth once drank from this gold, jewel encrusted chalice”.

Mr Crisis leaned close and whispered, “Girls the glory is all yours”. I turned and whispered to Tamsin “when we get back to college and tell Miss Pringle she will be beside herself”.
 


I turned and whispered to Tamsin “when we get back to college and tell Miss Pringle she will be beside herself.”

                                                                The Red Lion. Chenies.



No 7 - Visit to the Rickmansworth Museum of Fine Arts


Denham Hall Students visit to the Rickmansworth Museum of Fine Arts

It was the first week back at college after the summer break and Mr Crisis, the science teacher, had been seconded to help Miss Pringle look after the sixth form girls on a visit to the Rickmansworth Museum of Fine Arts. Mr Crisis purpose was to ‘control’ the girls. That was the word I was searching for that first escaped me.

It was after leaving the section on the works of the great Italian Masters we returned to the main body of the museum. We then climbed the stairs to level two of the gallery where Tamsin told us she had noticed a light on in the painting of the ‘scary old house’. She said the light was not on when they entered the museum.

We were all aware that Tamsin had a heightened sense of the imagination so no-one paid much attention to her. Her thought patterns were also extraordinary; perhaps weird is a better description. It was Tamsin who pointed out that Elspeth, Phaedra, Rhonda, Patience and I stuck together like one's fingers after eating a treacle sandwich. I would have never thought of that in a hundred million years.

The six of us walked back up to level two to the gallery where the painting hung that Tamsin had referred to and, sure enough, there was the painting of a gothic mansion with a light burning in the window. We explained to Tamsin it was the artists desire to show a light in the window, as he did with headstones in the garden so they must have had some significance to the painter, but the light in the house did not switch on by itself. Tamsin said it did, so that was the end of the matter or so we thought…. or hoped.

Rhonda had approached Mr Crisis and asked to be excused while she went to look for a Ladies. Elspeth and Phaedra said they would join her to keep her company. Meanwhile, Tamsin sidled up to Mr Crisis and asked him when they are going to get something to eat.

Her interest in fine arts was quickly diminishing. Tamsin then, out of curiosity and for the sake of conversation, asked Mr Crisis if Miss Pringle had a Christian name. Tamsin was told that was a personal question that should be directed to Miss Pringle and, yes, they would be having something to eat soon.

Elspeth, Phaedra and Rhonda rejoined us as we headed for the restaurant leaving Mr Crisis talking to Miss Pringle. On the way down the stairs, we paused again to look at the painting. Tamsin insisted “A light did come on in it. It did! It did!”.

As I stepped forward and peered closer to look at the lit window I heard the crunch of gravel under my feet. I also felt a hint of a soft breeze on my face. I looked down and realized we were not standing on the museum floor anymore but on the paving of the garden path that led to the house. In a panic Tamsin cried out “what’s happened? Where are we? Quick let’s go back to the gallery”. Patience replied, “This is bizarre. I don’t know what has happened but I think we are on the garden path in the painting”.

Extreme panic was setting in among the girls. Patience, who was keeping a cool head, calmly suggested “let’s go to the house and ask how we got here and how we can return to the museum”.

With trepidation we followed the path up to the house. Phaedra knocked on the door. There was no reply. She gently pushed the door open and in single file we all nervously entered the house. A black cat briefly appeared and fled out of sight. I noticed that the curtains needed cleaning and that cobwebs and dust lay everywhere. The old house and the headstones in the garden completed the picture of a dark, foreboding and impermanence of an abode. A mouse scuttled over Tamsin’s feet. Her scream would have wakened the dead. Perhaps it did.

A voice called out “so you have finally come to visit me”. An old lady appeared at the top of the stairs.

“Hello miss,” said Tamsin.

The old woman said sternly “Young lady it is not Miss. It is Mrs and it is my ‘usband ‘arold, Mr Mountjoy, God bless ’im, that lies dead under the ‘eadstone in the garden. If I am still officially married to ‘im then I am Mrs Mountjoy and I assure you it is most unlikely I am not going to find myself another ‘usband here. You are the first people to visit me. Many people just stand and stare at my ‘ouse, but no-one ever speaks to me. I get very lonely”.

“But you live in a painting Miss…sorry Missus” replied Tamsin. “We are just passing visitors. We live in a different world. Mr Crisis would say, like you, we live in different realities. A painter painted your reality”.

Elspeth said, “We must not stay too long Mrs Mountjoy because Miss Pringle will be hopping mad if she cannot find us as we have to be back in college in time for tea, but we can come and visit you occasionally”.

“That would be nice. In the future, I will leave the light on in the window to signal that I am at ‘ome. Now girls stay awhile and talk to me”.

It was a difficult conversation. At one point I was forced to tap Tamsin on her foot when she asked Mrs Mountjoy if she had lived here long and had she any children. I whispered to Tamsin “it’s pretty obvious isn’t it?” Mrs Mountjoy said she had always lived here and ignored the question about children. I was terrified of the question Tamsin might ask next.

It was really lovely talking to Mrs Mountjoy. It seemed as though we had talked for ages and ages and I wondered if it was the last time. Would we ever have the pleasure of another visit. It was cut short by a knock on the door.

Rhonda went to answer the knock and returned followed by Mr Crisis. Slightly bowing and at the same time nodding a courteous greeting to Mrs Mountjoy, Mr Crisis said: “well girls how are you going to extricate yourselves from of this?”

He continued “What has happened has nothing to do with ‘warps in the fabric of space-time’ or rubbish like that. If you understand holograms it might help you to understand we have slipped into another reality. One accepts that what they see on birth as true reality and for us it is, but it is not the only reality. There are many. Realities are experiences of different species in the universe but this should never have happened”.

He explained moving through realities time and space does exist, moves from one reality to another are instant, as will our return to our own reality. Mr Crisis, himself an inter-dimensional traveller, said it would be too long and difficult to explain in detail.

Mr Crisis said “right girls we have to get back to the museum. I want you all to follow me; don’t look back. Looking back into the painting will keep you here and will prevent you from leaving”.

We said our goodbyes to Mrs Mountjoy, thanked her for a lovely afternoon, adding we loved her house and that we really looked forward to visiting her again but could not promise anything.

Mr Crisis led us back to the garden path. Hopefully, it was the path that would take us back to the museum and that our return would be instant.

It was, and in an instant we were back in the museum. We were not even missed by Miss Pringle.

As we were leaving the Museum of Fine Arts Tamsin pointed out that the light in the window was now off. We really must take Tamsin more seriously in the future.




No 6 - Rickmansworth Remembers: The Glory that was Rome


                                
                                             
Rickmansworth Young Ladies College Remembers 

Triumphal Entry into Rickmansworth 

It was time for lights-out in Boadicea dormitory at the Rickmansworth Young Ladies College formally known as Denham Hall when Rhonda informed us it was a Roman Centurion named Atticus Romulus who named the tiny hamlet on the road to Londinium Rickmansworth in the year… something or other A.D. Phaedra asked how she can be sure it was not already known as Rickmansworth before the Roman army arrived?

Good question, however there is certainly no record of a Rickmansworth ever existing prior to the Roman invasion of Britain, so it is quite possible the Romans could well have the named it Rickmansworth, the name everyone recognizes today.

I suspected Tamsin was in for the long haul when she asked Rhonda if Atticus had any brothers or sisters. It was the ideal moment to bail out. Turning over I whispered “Rhonda I am going to sleep, goodnight” followed by a further “goodnight” from Patience. Rhonda had suddenly lost her audience.

It was Mr Crisis, our science teacher who on a fly-by of Earth from an unnamed universe whose people have been traversing the galaxies, universes and dimension-hopping as bolts of pure energy for the last 200,000 million years and was attracted to our primitive planet and decided to stay awhile, but I explained all this in another article. It was Mr Crisis that, using powers we do not understand, returned the ghosts of the Roman soldiers home that nightly wandered the corridors of Denham Hall that Rhonda and I had seen walking through the concert hall wall across the corridor and through the science room wall.

It was Tamsin who said quote “Imagine being marooned forever and an eternity in Rickmansworth. It doesn’t bear thinking about”. I will not dwell on these events it is very sad.

Mr Crisis had not made himself popular with Miss Pringle or Miss Sefton, the Head Mistress, when he accidentally took Rhonda off to Epsilon Bootis by mistake using a machine he had knocked up in the science lab but he is now been re-employed and is back on staff. Rhonda’s mother was hopping mad and really tore a strip off Mr Crisis over that debacle. You could tell she was not amused.

Today Miss Pringle was to take the sixth form girls to the Raven Castle near Plaxtol Mill for a history lesson. Lord Beauchamp said he would provide afternoon refreshments at no extra charge. I should explain Raven Castle was originally a Roman fort and when the Romans left it had been gifted for services rendered by Cedric King of Wessex to one of his generals something like 1,500 years ago.

Many years later it was restored and acquired by an early ancestor of the Beauchamp’s, a man named Hagar the Bold which completely contradicts Rhonda’s version which she said was gifted to a Freeman by the name of Ethelbert the Unready. Hagar the Bold being the apothecary to King Henry 8th and was the first to experiment using drugs to help alleviate King Henry’s painful gout.

Miss Pringle glared crossly at Tamsin when she overheard her querulously announce “I didn’t realize Henry was ON drugs”.

The assembled girls boarded the school bus for the short ride to Raven Castle. Arriving at the castle they were met by the man himself, Lord Beauchamp in full country outfit wearing riding breeches and carrying a whip, or is that a crop? His secretary led the girls into an ante room and gave them a potted history of the castle and a free souvenir brochure then led them into the huge library.

Tamsin’s first impressions of the ornate library were thinly disguised when she whispered “do you think we will get lemonade and cakes while we are here?” She had better pay attention or she would not be able to regale us with one of her famous lectures after lights out.

The tour culminated with a guide through the enormous picture gallery. There Lord Beauchamp introduced paintings of his ancestors. In pride of place hung a very large portrait of Hagar the Bold looking very grand and holding a bottle with something in it. We were all suitably impressed. To Tamsin’s delight there was lemonade and cakes for the girls for afternoon tea. Miss Pringle said we could roam the picture gallery for the next quarter of an hour before returning to college.

Phaedra, Rhonda and I went back to the table specially set up in the library to see if there was any cake left but there wasn’t. A couple of minutes later Tamsin rushed in. She said excitedly “Quick! Quick come and see what I have found in the picture gallery”. We followed Tamsin back to the now-empty picture gallery. “See the painting of Hagar the Bold and his dog? Well I tapped on the wall to see if it was made of plywood or whatever and look what happened. I will do it again, look, watch.”

She knocked twice on the mahogany wood paneling and about a foot below the painting, a small disguised draw appeared as if by magic. “OOER look” cried Phaedra.

In the small draw was a small heavily illuminated manuscript. Phaedra withdrew it and turned the pages. There was a gasp from the girls. It was the long lost ‘Rickmansworth Codex’. It was the official Roman manuscript of the naming of the town by Atticus Romulus, a Roman general of the invading army.

It showed when the Roman divisions left England it was decided if there was to be a name change. The choice was to be between retaining the Anglo Saxon name of Iolanthus or a name change to the Roman name Rickmansworth. The manuscript showed beyond doubt the name Rickmansworth was officially recognized in the year 400 AD.

Tamsin said, “Shall we tell Lord Beauchamp or Miss Pringle?” We told Miss Pringle. It was she who informed Lord Beauchamp. Phaedra pointed out that the Rickmansworth Council might even declare another public holiday and we might get an extra day off.

The concert hall was agog with excitement, packed with the students, teachers, parents, and council luminaries. Tamsin, Rhonda, Phaedra and I stood on the stage. There were lovely things said about us and Miss Pringle actually smiled at us.

The town mayoress, who is the mother of Candice, one my friends at Denham Hall, confirmed there will be a special day each year reserved to commemorate the finding of the lost Rickmansworth Codex. There was a reporter from the Sun Newspaper and the finding of the Codex even made it on the BBC national news. Being the heroine Tamsin was surrounded by reporters. Her parents had motored down from Loch Awe to witness this very historic event.

If it was not for Tamsin the illuminated manuscript, The Rickmansworth Codex, would have remained hidden forever or an eternity, whichever is the longer. I don’t think we will be listening much to Rhonda for the next few days but rather to Tamsin and the story of her exciting find at Raven Castle. The college was given the keys to Raven Castle by Lord Beauchamp, whatever that means, in appreciation for the huge free publicity. Later he was forced to take on another two staff and a gardener to cope with the huge numbers of Japanese tourists. The history books will have to be rewritten.

Rickmansworth had come of age.